'Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.'

It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.

ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

pikachucastiel:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

no one say it
'Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego.'
— (via tea-storm)
thebluelip-blondie:

my white protesters please remember that you’re rarely at the same risk we are when you stand up for what is right